Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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I agree

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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hi jonny

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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