- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Whats worse than a joke? This

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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