How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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