Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

thumb_up thumb_down -19

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

kcuf read it backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops