- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Women's Rights

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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