HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Alex Gedrose.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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