What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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