Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

whos district champs not JM

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

the holocaust

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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