- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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