- Anti Joke

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

#Hanging Degus

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.