A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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