What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Amazing

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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womens rights

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Penis-biter

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Justin Beiber

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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split your ass cheek

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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