Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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a man checks his mypsace

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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