what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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