What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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