your mom died.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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So I was walking down the road today

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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who's a slut... you're mom

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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