- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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