Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Women's rights

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

I have aids

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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