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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A black man has a job.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

kill yourself

Cancer.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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