Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Penis

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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