whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what's brown and sticky A stick!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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