- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

u suck

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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