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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

where's mom I killed her

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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