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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

I'm Batman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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