Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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