Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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