- Anti Joke

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Alex Gedrose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh