You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Justin's humor

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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