What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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