How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your Mom!!!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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