- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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