Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Anti Joke

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