- Anti Joke

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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