- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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