- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A sober Irish individual.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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