Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Lets Go Lakers!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"Knock knock." "No."

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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