Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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