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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

when debbie meets downer

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Your face

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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