A women's opinion.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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