- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Vicky is my best friend.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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