Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Christianity

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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