Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

This isn't funny.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Women's rights

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

The black man leaves the strip club.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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