what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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baskets

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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