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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

I hate blackniggers

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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