What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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