A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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