A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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