- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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