When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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...............................................................hi

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Anti Joke

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