What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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good one jess !!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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