Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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The game.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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