- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Vagina cream... end of story

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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