How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

God. God.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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ur mum

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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