A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

hey John will you make some copies

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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