How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Winter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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