- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Women's rights.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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