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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

National security?

HURT

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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