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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mom.

42, that is all

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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