Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

black chicken. kfc

gabbi nunez ;)

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

say cheese

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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