- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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