- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Guess what? I like trains.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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