Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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