- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

knock knock who's there? hope

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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