Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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My parents died!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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DON"T READ THIS!

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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