- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the fish say after he

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

A French man gets into a fight

Hitler

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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