Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

I was once a hamster.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

I just drank a cola.

Christianity

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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