you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Cancer

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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im a willy bum bum

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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